Time for another wee bit of silly mind-rotting cinema fun and a look at the new British Horror/ comedy mash-up, “Strippers Vs. Werewolves”. What? You mean you really didn’t know that the eternal enemy of Werewolves wasn’t Vampires but Exotic Dancers instead? Well consider yourself lucky a certain goofy Catgirl was around to set the record straight and keep you all informed of such things…. Hehehe!!
Our synopsis goes along these lines: “At the “Vixens” strip club, a dancer named Justice performs a private lap dance for Mickey, a man who violates the no-touching policy … by sprouting fangs and claws and trying to eat her! Justice panics and takes the only option open to her: she drives a silver fountain pen through Mickey’s eye, into his brain, killing him instantly. Oops…
Jeanette, the club’s owner, believes murdering customers is bad for business, so she orders the club’s bouncer to quietly dispose of the body. There the matter should end … if Mickey hadn’t been a member of a bloodthirsty and vengeful pack of werewolves.
When Mickey’s corpse surfaces, Jack Ferris, the werewolves’ charming and vicious leader, swears bloody vengeance and sends his pack out to hunt down the killers. Little does he know, Justice is actually the fiancée of his second in command, Scott. To make matters worse, Justice bites Scott during sex and now may be infected with the curse of lycanthropy herself!
Add to the mix the masturbating man-child werewolf Barker, Sinclair, a nerdy occultist with low self-esteem, a few sexy Vampire girls, and a bevy of the most beautiful women this side of heaven and you have the perfect recipe for balls to the wall, skimpily clad, strippers on werewolves action-packed goodness.”
Now…. My sweetie, Carolyn, is always bugging me to find us more movies, without subtitles, where everybody speaks English for a change…. even if it does look like one of my utterly crap-tastic “guilty pleasure” baaaaad movies. Hehehe…. well… they do speak English in this one. I can at least promise her that much….. 😉
So. What are you waiting for, silly? You can’t fool me… you know you wanna “Read On”…. a certain Catgirl Princess knows you only too well… 🙂