So… just when you think that nothing terrible can happen around the Holidays it goes ahead and does…. The dreaded Zombie Outbreak finally arrives. Don’t ya just hate that?
So you say you’ve decked the halls, hung the mistletoe, egged the nog, hung all the stockings with care, and basically done all the right stuff to make for a festive holiday mood around the ol’ homestead this Holiday season. But… has all this “Peace On Earth” and “Goodwill towards Men” made you lose track of all the important… if somewhat unlikely… household tasks that need doing? Like checking the integrity of your barbed wire perimeter? Testing the land mines in the back yard to see they still have what it takes? Seeing that all your various pointy weapons of choice can do more than just carve a juicy holiday turkey? These are important questions after-all…..
Well, your Favorite Catgirl wants to make certain all her Gentle Visitors remember that even now, in this most holly jolly time of the year, it never hurts to be just that wee bit prepared for the onslaught of the walkin’ dead that are just certain to be hiding out there somewhere waiting to strike if years and years of movie watchin’ hasn’t steered me wrong…. Or rotted my lil’ brain and psychologically scarred me for life. (Ummmm? It hasn’t…. right?)
So, for those of you in need of guidance I present another valuable public service film to help sort out those last minute preparations. A nifty “Christmas Guide to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse”.
By all means “Read On”…. Remember, better to be safe than sorry.
Hehehehe!!! Happy Holidays…. and “Meow, meow, for now!”