As it’s Friday the 13th, your favorite Catgirl thought this might just be the appropriate news nugget to spring on you……an amusement park in the city of Changchun in northern China has just constructed the world’s largest penis. Apparently…because they could.
A sure way to bring a few extra customers (but maybe put off a few too), this 30-foot phallic named the Sky Pillar is a concrete pole wrapped in straw at the Longwan Shaman Amusement Park. Apparently there is an ancient Traditional Legend that explains it all……..naturally. (I wonder if there is a sacred pilgrimage involved or not…..)
Ancient Legend says that a Shaman hero named Ewenki vanquished a cruel female ruler and gave her a penis totem, telling her to respect males and not kill them at will.
I’m picturing a really cool Martial Arts film by the Shaw Brothers on this one……(and what would be the title?)